Boo On You, Sir. Boo On You.

Dear Zit Face,

I know that you're 16 and you would rather be boning your girlfriend or smoking a joint right now, but if it's not to much trouble do you think you could get your baked ass to a manager to ask if you have the product I'm looking for?

"Duuude, I don't know. I totally thought we had that, but I guess we, like, don't" IS NOT CUSTOMER FUCKING SERVICE. Seriously. You are taking a job away from someone who legitimately wants to work to support their family. Please go be a waste of space somewhere else.

Enjoy your doobie,
AnonyB.tch