Stop it. For Realz.

Dear Annoying Friend/Relative/Drunk Acquaintance,

Do you have any fucking idea what time it is? I don't care if you have something uber important to tell me, if everyone's still breathing it can wait until the fucking morning. What kind of jerk off calls a person at 2am to discuss where to go at lunch tomorrow?!

At this point, you can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.

Your baby won't stop crying....UM hello, I didn't impregnate you so why do I have to suffer?

Now can I please get some Peace N Fucking Quiet?!?!
Kthxbai
AnonyB.tch