Nazis Love Babies

Dear Pro Life Jerk Hole,

I know you don't give a shit about me, and that's cool because I don't give a shit about you. But for the love of Jesus Christ (you remember him) stay the fuck away from my body. If you want to procreate until you fucking die do it (and be quick about it), but not everyone on earth has to feel your pain or give birth to be a good person.

I give to charity. I help at women and children's shelters. I put my dime in the box at the grocery store to support victims of abuse and I give school supplies to foster kids. I am a damn good human being.

You on the other hand are dickwads.
AnonyB.tch